Sux in the City

It’s disgusting outside today. At least that’s what my Chicago-area and Manhattan sources tell me.
Play inside instead.
If it’s “nice” out where you live, you can still stay inside and play. You don’t have to go out, despite what anyone else says. Especially your mom. She just wants you to go outside so she can root through your underwear drawer in search of your diary so she can find out if you’ve “done it” yet and, if so, if it was any good.
Don’t give her the opportunity. Stay inside.
Have fun.