I leave you kidz alone all afternoon …

… and just look what you do to my comments (Phriday Phruit)!
Clean up after yourselves!
Use coasters next time! Don’t play “dress up” with my clothes! And please, don’t drink lemonade directly from the pitcher. Remember, other people live here!
And haven’t I always always told you not to play ball in the house?
Damned kids. Go to your room.
And just wait ’til your father gets home.
P.S. Where the fuck is the babysitter, anyway?