No mo’ Jo

All right. I’ve had enough of this already. It’s not funny anymore.
Would whoever stole my motivation and replaced it with the inertia that is currently inhabiting this fabulous shell, kindly return it to me pronto, posthaste, and immediately, if not sooner? I’d really appreciate it. I will gladly return the lackluster load that’s latched itself onto me to its rightful owner.
Vim and vigor, where are you? Come back! I miss you!