Phriday Phruit

we're so sexy!we're so pretty!

Do(ugh)nuts may be de rigueur where you work, and I may have provided you with your fix a few weeks ago, but around here I don’t and won’t touch ’em. I prefer fruit. And in the summer nothing beats the sexy strawberry.
So here. Have a few.
However, if you insist on adulterating (a/k/a “ruining”) them with sugar, cream (whipped or otherwise), or chocolate, you’ll have to provide that stuff yourself.
Enjoy! But please, when thanking me for my unnecessary but oh so appreciated generosity, kindly resist the overpowering urge to thank me “berry” much. Strawberries don’t look so pretty after they’ve been regurgitated.