Dig It!

I think you may be on your own today. I think I’m going to just let you play in my archives.
You do know about my archives, right? (Lie and tell me you do. Vehemently insist that you’ve read everything on this site. And send me private email to say, “No, I really have!” when I question, in a public comment, the veracity of your claims.)
C’mon! Be a blogaeologist! Puk Pull on your worn khakis, tattered light blue chambray shirt, dusty ol’ hiking boots. (Leave the jewelry at home.) Roll up your sleeves, get down on your knees, and start digging and sifting.
If you don’t know where to start, how about checking out some really vintage gems, dated pre-May 25, 2002 (“B.M.T.”, which of course stands for “Before Movable Type”).
Have fun. I am, like, sooo outta here, man.