Lip Service

Who among us has not received “spam” email from some enterprising company, promising us a bigger penis or fuller breasts? Promising us that if we use their product we can gain those few extra inches that are sure to be crowd-pleasers at our next social gathering? I know I’ve received my share. And let me just tell you right now to save your money. My penis is no bigger today than it was weeks ago. And my breasts? Well, my cups are not runningeth over either. (Here’s where I urge you to resist the temptation to tell me I’m a “sucker” or “such a boob” — fun references to the body parts in question.)
Well, all hope is not lost. I’ve found something that I’m confident will yield results. And although my male readers may think, at first glance, that the site I’ve linked to only benefits the ladies, rest assured that, as the site remarks, the activity endorsed therein, although only literally applied to women, is desired by men as well. So I don’t think I’m stretching it when I say that everybody will be happy!
So go! Without further ado! And, as always, enjoy!
P.S. I don’t want to hear no lip or nothin’ from anyone about the inappropriateness of the link. You should know enough about the way I “work” here to know you should hover over my links before clicking on them.