I just received a fantastic offer via e-mail. Apparently the sender has an impressive inventory of “High Profile Domains for Sale!”. And here I thought all the good “.com”s were taken. Was I ever mistaken!
Just take a look at some of the gems he’s willing to surrender:

alnr.com
ballistas.com
bcur.com
bdro.com
charriot.com
cizc.com
clavicles.com
cystek.com
detestable.com
fcro.com
genstec.com
gigb.com
nrif.com
nymtek.com
nyntek.com
olro.com
rbno.com
syzx.com

If this guy can proudly offer those, then I really should stop being so protective of the fine crop of domain names I recently acquired during a madcap late-night domain name buying bender. Here’s a partial listing of the beauties I’m willing to relinquish:

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couseizjf.com
popsicropokil.com
prexlmnk.com
spleenybiletubchunk.com
xmpko.com
ithinkiwillhavethesalisburysteakafterall.com

Once I make this offer available to the general public via a vigorous e-mail campaign, I anticipate a deluge of responses. However, I am offering all of you first dibs on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. So please don’t hesitate. Act now! You won’t be sorry.