Heaven on Earth!
Is it really so wrong for a “grown woman” to be so completely in love and lust with french fries that she actually fantasizes about them at 5:53 p.m. EST? Is it wrong for her to occasionally do Google searches for images of french fries the way boys do for porn? Is there anything wrong about wanting to declare every Friday a special occasion, i.e. “Fryday”?
I want to celebrate!