Ring My Bell

Yes, I was the pert ‘n’ perky “ding dong” who jubilantly rang the bell this afternoon after receiving excellent customer service at Chase Bank. Thanks, José!
It was all I could do not to swipe this bell, along with another one at from a teller’s window, shove them down my shirt, position them just so on my chest, and then run up and down Sixth Avenue dinging my metallic rack, shouting out all sorts of praise for the excellent customer service I received and occasionally inviting passersby to ring my bell.
Ahh, the thrill of the Chase!