Romper Room

I always thought there was some kind of special training or program a person had to go through before he could be hired as a personal trainer at a gym. I thought a prospective trainer had to at least know the basics of physiology or body mechanics or whatever it’s called when you know the way the various parts of the body work in conjunction with one another. But apparently I was mistaken. Apparently a personal trainer doesn’t have to even know his own ass from a hole in the ground. All he has to know how to do is count to 12 or 15 (loudly) and clap his hands.
My gym could save a lot of money by hiring kindergarteners. I hear they’ll work for Play Doh and a sip-it box of juice.
And believe it or not, they’d be better mannered.