Worth Every Buck(et)!

Flavor: Red!

I was wondering how Equinox was going to spend the extra $5.00 a month it started extorting from its members this year. It certainly wasn’t applied toward fabric softener for its limitless towel supply. Or for the Jackass R-ejection System (“JRS-2003”) (Pat. Pending) I suggested.
But now I know: Free Jell-O®!
January 2004: Pudding!