Ages and ages ago, I compiled two lists of words and phrases that repelled, repulsed, disgusted, or otherwise made me cringe audibly and/or bleed from the ears. The time has come to present another list, this time containing 48 less than sparkling gems.
As with all my other lists, this one is by no means complete. I know I always say that, but that’s because someone I barely know is bound to send me an email in which he doesn’t identify himself but just launches into a little discourse where he attempts to show me how clever he is by adding words to my list that I may have forgotten.
And now, without further ado, I present the next 48 words. Enjoy! (But do not avail yourselves of them in my presence, whether in person, via an instant messaging service, or email. And don’t think I’ll think you’re cute if you send me an email in which you demonstrate how you can use all of these words in one sentence.)
- anus
- flat (for apartment, used by Americans)
- The States (for USA, used by Americans)
- a whole nother
- hump
- pick [someone’s] brain
- rip [someone] a new one
- apeshit
- shits and giggles
- shit-eating grin
- keepin’ it real
- newbie
- “addy” (for address)
- snarky
- “a little birdie told me …”
- poop
- props (not the kind that are used in a play)
- hubby
- Dubya
- The Shrub
- coming of age
- poo
- hottie
- genitalia
- pecker
- scrotum
- scrotal sac
- sac
- rugrat
- munchkin
- warp speed
- hottie
- de rigueur
- puberty
- clot
- slacks
- moist
- chunk
- nipple
- crack (only when ass-related)
- wet dream
- spooge
- brain fart
- monkey love
- clusterfuck
- bling bling
- 24/7
- Anything Batman-related, i.e. “Holy [whatever], Batman” or “Same bat time, same bat channel”