“It” Girls


Ingrid or Erika? I know I can’t have both.
The choice here is clear, though.
I choose you, dear sweet Ingrid (even though Erika was first in line). Why? Because you want me to bring it, sight unseen. Erika, however, demands visual proof beforehand. Maybe she’s just being cautious, but I don’t think so.
P.S. One further comment, ladies: A simple “please” goes a long way. Please please me. Thank you!