Crowe and Tell

Am I the only person in the universe who doesn’t give a so-called rat’s ass, shit, flying fuck, or anything else about Russell Crowe? Am I alone in really, truly, honest to Pete and/or God not caring a whit about him or his bride or their very special day? Are there people out there who really care to listen to or read the details of Russell Crowe’s wedding, or anything else having to do with this overrated, spoiled, puffy-faced, thoroughly self-absorbed brat?
My god. You’d think he was Liza or something.