Oh, You!

Oh no. I can’t believe what just happened.
I just sent someone an email and spelled the word “honored” like this: honoured
Yes, I have friends from Canada. Yes, I have friends from England. Australia, too. But is that any reason for me to start spelling the way they do?
What’s next? “Theatre”? “Realise”?
Will I start calling underwear “knickers”? Will I start saying I am “knackered”?
(Knick-knack paddywack, give a dog a bone?)
(Knock knock. Who’s there? You. You who?)
(Who? Why? Huh? Whaaa?)
This is as bad as when the goy say “Oy”!
I’m so disappointed in myself.
I’ve gotta get outta here.