No, I do not really put bunny ears on my dog.  A yarmulke, yes.  But bunny ears?  No.
“I don’t want to hear a peep out of any of you,” Taxi sez.
Taxi is mad. He cannot eat chocolate. That’s because he is a dog, and dogs can die if they eat chocolate. (Really. And don’t give your dog chocolate to see if I’m right or not.)