Me Hatee

“Me likee”.
When you like something, please choose something classic, along the lines of “I like it.” Or even the slightly off-beat, off-kilter “It, I like.”
But this “Me likee” thing? No.
Just because Carrie Bradshaw says it on “Sex and the City” doesn’t mean you have to say it too.
By the way … Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick need special deluxe extra-crispy beatings for the cutesy schtick they tried to pull off on last night’s Tonys. I know they’re supposed to be some sort of darling couple, gee whiz golly, but they can’t hold a candle (or an audience) to Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittman (winners for Best Original Score, “Hairspray”). Them, I like.