Hint:  It's in New York City!
We regret to inform you that the person who maintains this site has been kidnapped. But do not worry. She is safe, and has been made quite comfortable in the building pictured above (see arrow for specifics).
If you know where this building is, then please feel free to free her. If you don’t, then find someone who does. Otherwise, she will not be able to update this site, and you will have nothing good with which to divert yourself from your dim workaday existence other than zippy little online quizzes that allow you to discover which “Buffy” character you are, which household cleaner you most resemble, or which flavor of ice cream you are.
So really, it’s up to you.