Sorry, but with all the excitement going on around here — memories of lunch at Better Burger and my inability to stop romancing my new cell phone — you’re not gettin’ nothin’ outta me today.
But Jodi … that’s a double negative! Doesn’t that mean I am getting something out of you today?
Shut up.
And isn’t this post something, even if it’s not an attack against someone grunting at the gym or the Poorly Dressed?
Shut up.
So will you give me your cell phone number?
Shut up.
Will you at least show me part of your lunch?
OK.