A poltergeist lurks around my apartment. It’s not scary, and it doesn’t do anything particularly creepy, but sometimes it does manage to take over my keyboard and insert some bizarre text into the middle of an otherwise normal YOU WILL email. So if, say, you get an email from me asking how your day at work was and how your lunch SUFFOCATE IN with that special fella was, and then somewhere in there you read something a bit “off”, YOUR SLEEP TONIGHT don’t be alarmed. And don’t blame me, because really, I have no control over AND BY THE WAY JODI IS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS EVEN AFTER SHE JUST GETS OUT OF THE SHOWER it.
Thanks for your patience.