A Smart Girl

I knew this. I’ve known it for at least 30 years. But that doesn’t mean that one of my favorite glasses, this Large Tumbler, isn’t in the trashcan right now because I was impatient with the iced coffee this morning and couldn’t wait until the freshly dishwashered glass had cooled down first.
I was going to take a picture of the poor thing and its glasscrack, but it just looked too vulnerable and sad. I considered wrapping the glass in a white towel and then stepping on it to completely break and shatter it, but the last time I did that I wound up married to Mindy Beth Glaserman, which is a part of my life I’d sooner forget.
If I’d only stuck to drinking out of 16-ounce Pyrex measuring cups, this never would have happened.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I must go swimming on a full stomach and do something that will put someone’s eye out.