Yay!  Happy bug!
He was only about 3/8″ long.
I drew him larger, to show exquisite detail.

I saved this little guy’s life tonight! I wanted to take his picture, but, well, you know, of course, I’m still sans camera. You should’ve seen how he waved his antennas at me when he knew he was safe. And heard my cheers.
Oh, and if you think I’m kidding, you don’t know me at all.