Looking Fourthward

In honor of this weekend’s big holiday, I am declaring my independence from this site until f(o)urther notice. Which means you’ll probably “see” me on Tuesday. And yes, here is where you giggle behind your hand and say, “See you next Tuesday”, and someone else gets confused so you roll your eyes and say it again, drawing a “C” and a “U” in the air while saying the first two words and then emphasizing the “N” and the “T” while saying the last two.
What fun!
Have a blast. But not literally. I had to add that so, upon your frantic entry into the emergency room on the Fourth, grasping a plastic baggie containing several of your blasted-off fingers, you won’t have me to blame. Because I warned you.
If you need further warning, see last year’s entry.