Carred for Life!

Kid’s mouth blacked out to protect his identity.
(Under the black bar is a pout to beat the band! Little fuck gets
a $15,000 kiddie car, and you’re expecting a smile? Please.)

A shame it doesn’t have a back seat for him to have child-size sex with the pint-size trollop he’s guaranteed to pick up in this swanky set of wheels.
There’s so much more I could say about this thing, but I don’t want to be mean.

It’s from FAO Schwarz!