Punchin’ Jodi

This afternoon I punched Macy*s in the face. That’s right, I punched Macy*s, and its whimsical star masquerading as an apostrophe, in the face(y).
How is it possible to punch a store, especially THE WORLD’S LARGEST STORE, in the face, you wonder? Can it even be done?
Apparently it can. So … yes. The answer is yes.
Oh, and Macy*s? There’s a lot more where that came from, so watch it. Watch it.