Out of Control

Have you ever stood in front of your television, or other remote control-operated device, and pushed the buttons to make it do whatever it is you want it to do, and no matter how hard you push them or how much you call them, the remote control*, and/or the device “a worthless piece of shit” (with the word “fucking” inserted as many times as you like between words), it just won’t do it, and then, as if to threaten the device that is not responding to the remote control, approached it and pointed the remote control directly at the device with jut-chinned defiance, perhaps muttering, “Come on! Come ON!”, all the time refusing to just reach down and touch a button on the actual device to make it do what you want it to do?
I haven’t.
I was just wondering if you have.
Have a nice night.
* or “clicker”, if you prefer