Travelling Solo

Think you’re sad? Well, think again. It does not get sadder than this*:

So low
But because I heard that today is Valentine’s Day and people must have their happy endings and everyone must be paired with someone else because otherwise they don’t feel validated or alive or worthy of the attention of even the biggest pariah in school, the office, or wherever one finds pariahs these days, I decided to give you what you want. This:

Not solo
Hope your day is good. But remember, Valentine’s Day can only be good if you are with someone — no matter how much you fucking loathe him or her — celebrating the joyous occasion, preferably in tacky lingerie while holding a Mylar balloon.
* From my vast photography archives (shot on 12 December 2005)