Satan for Sale

Please fear for my soul, friends. A recent trip to Fairway yielded the following receipt of evil:

Will I be delivered from it? Evil, that is? That I cannot tell you. But to help take my mind off of what may be my own impending doom, I kindly ask that you participate in a bit of innocent fun. Tell me, please, what two items — each with the same price! — you think I bought that added up to this unfortunate amount. It is my hope that a correct answer will spare me the wrath of the underworld. So please take this very seriously.
Thank you.

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  1. I am particularly taken with Devo’s advice to “whip it good.” It really helps me with my Cream of Wheat. Sadly, there are no double entendres intended in those statements.

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