Biley face

The next time I am in the frame of mind where I do not want to let a smile be my umbrella and would prefer to skulk around town in the shower of a glower, and someone tells me to smile (which in itself is infuriating) and then adds on the dubious little kicker of “It takes more muscles to frown than to smile,” I will challenge that person to help me with my dilemma by responding, “But does it take more muscles for me to actually say ‘Fuck off’ or to just use my fists to the same effect?”

0 thoughts on “Biley face

  1. Jodi! How could you be so cruel to those poor kids? Don’t you know that, in the Magic World of Advertising, giant seagulls snap up these little morsels of pretension, only to deficate them onto their seaside rocky perches?
    Next time you see a billboard with such an image, take a minute and feel sorry for those little shits.

  2. Wow. That was like reading Penthouse Forum. Only without the part about the swollen co**s and boobies and stuff. Not that I read Penthouse Forum. Just that that is what I would imagine Penthouse Forum to read like, albeit without the mention of swollen co**s and boobies and stuff. And even if I did read Penthouse Forum, I imagine I would only look at the pictures.
    Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought this would happen to me, but the other day while I was reading a blog at Jodiverse…..

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