The Easy Way Out

Of all the “relationship status” options on Facebook, I detest “It’s Complicated” the most. “It’s Complicated” really means “I’m fucking someone from time to time and he/she/it is of course fucking someone else too, but I can’t quite define what we have other than the occasional fucking, so I’ll just say it’s complicated so I don’t have to take any real responsibility and ask that motherfucker what the fuck’s up with this ‘thing’ we’ve kinda sorta not really got going.” That, and it takes an exceedingly transparent situation and turns it into a faux enigma.
It’s not complicated. It’s bullshit.

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