Baby love

According to the comments posted below the baby’s photo, it’s unanimous: The kid’s a knockout. In all possible ways, he’s the baby to beat the band — the best-looking, the smartest, the luckiest — even earning an accolade expressed in the most annoying fashion known to mankind: “Cutest. Baby. Ever.”
Are they seeing the same alien troll I’m seeing? Are they seeing the unruly hair the color of an orange Creamsicle rotting in the sun, the loose and drooly lips, the pin-dot eyes, the facial expression that smacks of irreversible catatonia?
Oh, how I fantasize about commenting: “Blindest. Commenters. Ever.

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