“Oh, Jodi, you hate so many things. We should make a list of them sometime.”
No. No, we should not. We should also not be referring to me hating so many things, because I’m willing to bet you (collectively), too, hate many things but just don’t express it aloud for fear of being regarded as a person who hates things.
I hate that.
Here is a list, by no means comprehensive, of a few things I don’t hate:
R. Crumb, and that he goes by “R”.
Fingernails that know better than to extend past the fingertip.
Cats, coffee, trees.